Wikileaks stunned the world today with their latest release, a leaked Whitehouse report detailing the government's investigation into the existence of Santa Claus. The report was commissioned by President George W Bush shortly after taking office for his first term.
Included in the report were high resolution satellite photographs of both the geographic north pole and the magnetic north pole, NATO radar records detailing even minor anomalies, and interviews with Canadian Arctic Rangers who patrol the high north. The report concluded that Santa Claus does not exist, and if there ever was such a character in history he would now be long dead.
As a result of the report, it is believed that President Bush commissioned a second research project to investigate the possibility of a genetically enhanced breed of self-propelled sub-light speed, self illuminating reindeer for military applications.
