Bin Laden Birthers Assert He’s Not Even Muslim.

SAUDI ARABIA (Nutbar Alley) – A mass rally in Riyadh today featured speakers from popular media speaking on two main themes:  That Osama Bin Laden was born in Canada, not in Saudi Arabia and that he is claiming to be Muslim to bolster his popularity when he is actually Christian.

The rally was organized by popular Saudi talk show host Rush Al-Limbadin for the purpose of “outing” the popular radical leader of the Al Qaida terrorist organization.  Despite an original birth certificate being presented to the organization FactCheck.sa and a statement from Chiyome Bin Fukinodin, the Saudi Director of Health, Al-Limbadin pressed ahead with his assertion that any birth certificate showing Bin Ladin to be a Saudi citizen was faked in Photoshop.

“Bin Ladin’s birth father was actually from Toronto Canada.” Insisted Al-Limbadin while waving a Canadian birth certificate released by Tabuk dentist Orly Bin-Taitz. “He was schooled in a Catholic school in Montreal and speaks fluent French Canadian.”

The Canadian birth certificate has been proven to be a fake by experts, but Bin Laden birthers continue to claim it is a real document despite all evidence to the contrary.

The crowd was largely comprised of Al-Limbadin listeners.  Some held signs showing Osama Bin Laden with a Hitler Moustache and a slogan asking, “Is this YOUR terrorist?”  Many in Saudi Arabia despise Bin Ladin for his attacks on the United States but he still enjoys a great deal of personal support, which the birthers seek to erode by any means including misinformation and outright lies.

Another noted speaker was Sean Sa’Hannity of the Jackal News Network, a right wing television station that has championed anti-Obama causes in the past without regard to facts.

“We all know Bin Laden is a Christian,” Sa Hannity shouted to the crowd. “When he swore his oath to global Jihad he had his hand on a Bible, not a Qur’an!”

Bin Laden has previously been asked about this claim, and in an interview with Al Jazeera television was quoted as saying, "the facts are: I am a Muslim. I have been sworn in [to the leadership of Al Qaida] with a Qur’an." He then said "in the Internet age, there are going to be lies that are spread all over the place. I have been victimized by these lies."

The rally was followed by a meeting of the Flat Earth Society and later by a witch hunt with most attendees staying for all three events.