Microsoft Sues. Windows 7 Was NOT Your Idea.

SEATTLE WA – (Nutbar Alley)  Microsoft filed suit today against several people who have taken out national ad campaigns claiming to have been responsible for the invention of Windows 7.

In its suit Microsoft claims damages to their reputation.

“These are random geeks who have had no influence upon the development process Microsoft has had in place for a long time, “declared Microsoft Corporate Lawyer William Howe.  “Microsoft has expended significant effort to map out a development plan which spans many years.  User feedback rarely, if ever, factors into our thinking.  Listening to users is no way to build a computer operating system.”

Microsoft’s development plans are well guarded.  They take great pains to keep upcoming features secret.  Although there is much speculation about future releases of Windows operating systems, it is rare that the industry pundits accurately predict what ends up in their OS unless they speculate that it will look a lot like a MAC OS.

“Really,” says Apple CEO Steve Jobs, “Windows 7 was my idea.  Seriously.”